Author(s): Gabriel Fitzmaurice
Format: Paperback
No. of Pages: 96
Publisher: The Mercier Press Ltd
Language: English
Date Published: 2012-12-31
Dimensions: 134 x 180 x 10mm
Publication City/Country: Cork, Ireland
Edition:
Illustrations: 62 Line drawings, black and white

SPLAT! It didn't come from outer space (If it did, I wouldn't care) - Oh no! it was much worse than that When a bird pooped on my hair. I was minding my own business Playing in the yard When I felt this plop upon my head Catching me off guard. When I reached up to investigate, I felt this sticky goo, And all my friends were laughing That my hair was stuck with poo; And then I started crying - I cried most bitterly That of all the places that poo could land It had to land on me. And I wouldn't let them wash me - Oh Lord! it wasn't fair So I just sat and sulked and sobbed That a bird pooped on my hair. I just sat and sulked and sobbed That a bird pooped on my hair.