Author(s): Jim Benton
Format: Paperback
No. of Pages: 144
Publisher: Scholastic US
Language: English
Date Published: 2009-03-01
Dimensions: 132.08 x 190.5 x 12.7mm
Publication City/Country: New York, United States
Edition: Reissue
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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary! Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.